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Envy's Letters: Maes Hughes 1

Yo!

What's up Envy? I heard that you are having some troubles with the little one? Hope he isn't too handfull as kids can be you know. Other's except my cute little daughter Elysia-chan! She is the most wonderful child! Real angel you know and she is smart too, makes papa really proud. It's so wrong that I can't add her picture here so that you could see her too. Just imagine the worlds most cutest, sweetest and lovely girl! Oh and she is same age as Edward! I bet that they would have so much fun playing together. Does Edward even have friends that are same age as him to play with him? My wife and I have read y

ENVY'S LETTERS -INTRO

Envy's Letters

INTRODUCTION

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Dear Reader/Fan,

My, hello everyone! It's been quite a while since I have last updated the story of my life, 'HomUnculuS', but between you and I: Edward has been very much taken up by his teenage hormones, which have kicked in rather early, and...he's been a bit of a handful recently! So, to compensate while I finish up my next chapter, I have embraced the exciting art of online letters, and shall thus respond to your "'net letters" (no swearing, please, unless in jest! I shall not take kindly to nastiness) and whatever questions, tit-bits of information, and greetings you wish to bestow.

If I am able, I

ENVY'S LETTERS: MAI 2

Envy,

I'm actually not surprised that you took relaxing pills, but I'm shocked you actually did so without having an overdose cause of stress. Congrats, and Edward, keep teasing him. It's funny.

Also you don't have to call me Miss or anything. I'm just a regular person, if you will.

Also another thing.

How is it that you and Edward get along so well yet hate one another at the same time? I mean it's funny because you both tease each other, as seen here, but how do you guys get along so well if you do so?

~Mai~

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Dear Mai,

My body works a little di

Homunculus Envy :from FMA Fic: HaikusThe birds sing
Over my head;
Craved freedom.

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A thing called love
So sweetly pleasant...
Where is it?

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I see the moon,
in my sunny eyes
An eclipse of beauty.

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A little laughter
Between tears
Is great happiness.

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Friends, unforgettable
Are eternal. Everything else
Is wonderfully meaningless.

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Time, my old nemesis
Determined, surely
To have the last laugh.

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Edward, please stop exploding
Like an eruption, over
Something so simple as height.

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One who completely
Mirrors mine own image
Is unacceptable as a wife.

*

Reason behind above haiku:

A little difference
of character
Is a wonderful gift. (Treasure it

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ENVY'S LETTERS: KYUUBIRAWRZ 1

by ~frostysnowman94, Feb 28, 2012, 9:48:02 AM
Literature / Prose / Fiction / Humor / Introductions & Chapters

Dear Envy,

What do you think of the other homunculi from Brotherhood? XD

-KyuubiRawrz

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Dear...KyuubiRawrz? (Kids these days and their heroin-induced names...)

THERE ARE HOMUNCULI HERE??? WHY DID NO-ONE INFORM ME OF THIS?? THAT DAMNED EDWARD ELRIC HAS BEEN HIDING THINGS FROM ME!! TELL ME WHERE THEY LIVE, AND I SHALL SEEK THEM OUT AND BECOME PART OF THEIR FAMILY!! *Happy old Envy hugs monitor in ecstasy*

THIS IS THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE!! Well...second...third...IT'S A HAPPY DAY!! WHAT ARE THEY LIKE, DO YOU KNOW THEM, ARE THE WOMEN...HOW DO YOU SAY..."HOT"???

Wait...THERE'S A BROTHERHOOD OF HOMUNCULI???!! MY LIFE IS NOW COMPLETE!!!!

I'm sorry, I'm just so thrilled! I never knew there were others like me in this world! This is amazing news! I must tell Edward (Green, that is), and strangle Elric for not informing me of this sooner! Why do you suppose he did that? Hmph. And I thought we were friends/drinking buddies! That's the last time I allow him to drink me under the table!

Thank you so much for your information, and I hope to hear more of my brethren from you!

Envy x

ENVY'S LETTERS: KYUUBIRAWRZ 1by ~frostysnowman94

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LOL XD Envy's only been in Present-Day Amestris for a few months, and Edward's a secretive little bastard, and naturally wouldn't tell Envy about his psychotic murderous fellow-homunculi XD

ENVY'S LETTERS - MAI 2: [link]

ENVY'S LETTERS: MAI 1: [link]

ENVY'S LETTERS - MAES HUGHES 1: [link]

ENVY'S LETTERS INTRODUCTION: [link]

As you can see, I'm enjoying this immensely XD

Envy and Edward Elric (c) Hiromu Arakawa

~KyuubiRawrz Feb 28, 2012 Hobbyist Traditional Artist

XD
Dear Envy,
What? Edward didn't tell you? HOW DARE HE?!?! I believe they are underground..... and I didn't know you were drinking buddies XD
If you want you can call me Frost XD
-Frost

~Nazo-the-Keidran Feb 28, 2012

Is this a fan made story?

~frostysnowman94 Feb 29, 2012 Student Writer

Um, my fanfic HomUnculuS is, if that's what you mean ^^ These 'letters' are just based on it. Envy is AU in the fic due to different circumstances of his origins etc.

~Knight-of-Knives Feb 28, 2012 Hobbyist Traditional Artist

But W00T FOR THE AWESOME-SAUCE PALM TREE- I mean HOMUNCULUS!

~frostysnowman94 Feb 28, 2012 Student Writer

YEAH!!

~Knight-of-Knives Feb 28, 2012 Hobbyist Traditional Artist

Since Envy drinks, I know he'd be good friends with Suika Ibuki and Yuugi Hoshiguma...

<-- Yuugi and her sake dish,

<--- Apparently Suika's sake gourd isn't shown there, but she, Envy, and Yuugi would have one hell of a time at a bar...

~frostysnowman94 Feb 28, 2012 Student Writer

I'll bet!

~Fire-Flame-Fan Feb 28, 2012

...I thought he knew about Lu--
Wait. Right. They died. *shot*
Welllllll Envy has a happy daii. 8D
...LOL DRINK BUDDIES XDDD I love your style |DDD Envy's too "good" there tho, but oh well 8D He's epic, that's the point.

~frostysnowman94 Apr 8, 2012 Student Writer

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