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Envy,

I'm actually not surprised that you took relaxing pills, but I'm shocked you actually did so without having an overdose cause of stress. Congrats, and Edward, keep teasing him. It's funny.

Also you don't have to call me Miss or anything. I'm just a regular person, if you will.

Also another thing.

How is it that you and Edward get along so well yet hate one another at the same time? I mean it's funny because you both tease each other, as seen here, but how do you guys get along so well if you do so?

~Mai~


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Dear Mai,


My body works a little differently to humans due to the Philosopher's Stone inside me, so perhaps human drugs don't have the same nasty side-effects that they do humans. Thank you! And I will!

Also, thank you for thinking I'm funny! I try my best--sometimes my humor is outdated at best, but it's not MY fault I was born 500 years ago, I think you'll agree!

Yes, it is odd, isn't it? We don't hate each other! We never have--we just enjoy a bit of teasing now and then, and Ed's hormones have caused it to heat up recently, that's all. We do it now because we have the time to do it--unlike all those years ago, when we had so many troubles to get through. Well, my dear, we really love each other (platonically speaking), and can bypass the occasional arguments with that simple fact alone, as family do. We have a shared history of being victimized, have saved each others lives, have helped each other in our time of need, have comforted each other, travelled with each other, and so nothing can break our bond, I'm proud to say. Our friendship transcends the eons of Time--that is how I feel. No doubt, Edward feels the same way.


Dear Envy,

*sniff* Ed G. here. *sniff* That was...beautiful...You...you think I'm family? You love me?

Ed



Silly Edward,

Of course I do! As if our time together hasn't told you that already! Oh, come here, you silly emotional little boy...


*Envy hugs Ed*


Envy,

I...I love you too, buddy!! T_T I'm sorry I've been so cranky lately! I won't pee in your breakfast ever again!

Ed xxx




Mai,

Sorry, I have to comfort Edward, so...wait...YOU DO WHAT IN MY BREAKFAST?!! Oh sod it, come back here and give me a hug, Edward!

Ah, that's better. Well, Mai, that's it for tonight, I'm afraid. I hope to hear from you soon!

Your friend,

Envy

P.S: Sorry for my formality, old mannerisms die hard, I suppose. Thank you very much for your correspondence so far! Have a pleasant evening!
ENVY'S LETTERS: MAI 1: [link]

ENVY'S LETTERS - MAES HUGHES 1: [link]

ENVY'S LETTERS INTRODUCTION: [link]


Awww, softie moment! :heart:

Envy: It's a goodnight from me!

Ed G: And a goodnight from him!

Both: Goodnight! :heart:
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II5860V Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2012
I'm captivated. xD
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frostysnowman94 Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2012  Student Writer
Lol, thanks! :D
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xlollx Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You are too hilarious. You literally have me in stitches!
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:iconfrostysnowman94:
frostysnowman94 Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2012  Student Writer
Thank you!! :love:
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Fire-Flame-Fan Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2012
Lololol moar Envy 8D
... Ed... XDDDDDDDDD Pee in breakfast xDDD
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:iconfrostysnowman94:
frostysnowman94 Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2012  Student Writer
Lol, there'll be more tomorrow! :heart:
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Fire-Flame-Fan Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2012
8D
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kittygirlnya Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Pee in breakfast. xD Oh gawd, WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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:iconfrostysnowman94:
frostysnowman94 Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2012  Student Writer
Thank youuu! :huggle:
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:iconkittygirlnya:
kittygirlnya Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
No, thank you for the amusement!
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