Ulqui: *draws his sword, with a demonic voice* BACK OFF, BITCH, SHE'S MINE!!
Ichigo: Seriously, dude, ever heard of happy pills?
Ulqui: No, but I've heard of weed. Now that's one hell of a drug. I would know.
Ichigo: Looks like it had the emo effect on ya.
Ulqui: No shit, Sherlock.
Scene 2: Ulqui visits Orihime.
Ulqui: *dramatically* I AM MAKING MY GRAND ENTRANCE! BEHOLD MY SEXY GOODNESS! LOOK AT IT!! LOOK AT IIIIITT!!! YOU LIKE IT, DON'T YOU? YEAH, DAMN RIGHT! Guess whatYOU CAN'T HAVE IT!! HA!!!
Orihime: O.O;...I miss the zombie Ulqui...
Scene 3: Nnoitra talks to Ulqui (again).
Ulqui: Dude, seriously, don't you have anything better to do with your time?
Nnoitra: No. Why the hell else would I be wasting it talking to you?
Nnoitra: Thank you!
Scene 4: Mayuri vs Szayel.
Mayuri:...and the pain will last you a thousand years even though in reality it only takes up about one second of our worthless lives! Enjoy!
Szayel: *for a thousand years* FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU....
Scene 5: Grimmjow appears as Orihime is being beaten up by two Arrancar girls with an Aizen fetish.
Grimmjow: Yo, bitches, how's yer sex life? Oh, I'm sorry, I forgotYA DON'T HAVE ONE CUZ YER TWO UNLIKABLE BITCHES!
Loli+Menoly: OMG WE'RE SO WEAK AND INAFFECTUAL BUT WE'RE GONNA ATTACK YOU ANYWAYZ, HAA!! *they attack*
Grimmjow: *ceros them both*
Grimmjow: Bleach has no room for hoes.
Scene 6: Aizen finally hauls his toffee ass to the Espada meeting.
Aizen:*all happy and chibi as rainbows and unicorns looking suspiciously like Gin and Tousen explode in a shower of love hearts behind him* HI GAIZ!!!
Espada: O.O; Holy shit, he's been at the weed big time...
Aizen:*in the same happy voice* IMMA GONNA SING YOU THE 'HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY' SONG!! EVERYONE SING ALONG OR I RIP OUT YOUR TONGUES AND FEED IT TO YOUZ! YAAAY! *twirls*
Espada: Kill us now. Please. Someone.
Narrator: Having been forced to recite the infamous 'Happy Happy Joy Joy' song about a hundred times over, all members of the Espada were mentally traumatised for the rest of their miserable lives. The End ^^.
Scene 7: Zommari vs ByakuyaYo Momma.
Zommari: Yo momma's so ugleh that when she went to the butchers and asked for shit meat they cut off her head!
Byakuya: Your mother is so ugly that when my mother met your mother my mother asked: 'Who's dog is this?'
Zommari: *gasp* OH NO YOU DI'INT!
Byakuya: Oh yes I did.
Zommari: Oh NO you DI'INT!!!
Byakuya: Yes. I did.
Zommari: OH NO
Byakuya: YES I F*CKIN DID MUTHERF*CKER SHIT DAYAAAM WHAT WRONG WITCHOO?!!! *silence*
Byakuya: *falls to his knees in shame* Oh my God...WHAT HAVE I BECOME?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Scene 8: Barragan enters the battle with the Shinigami.
Barragan: *wakes up* Hm? Wha? Where am I? Who are you people?! PUDDING!!! NACHOES!! PORN!! F*CK MEXICO!!!!
Barragan's Fraccion:...Seriously, what were we thinking when we chose him to be our leader?
Scene 9: Harribel vs Hitsugaya.
Harribel: Hey there, wanna see my tits?
Hitsugaya: Uh, no, that's not
Harribel: Aw, c'mon, don't be such a wet snowflake!
Harribel: They're big, y'know!
Hitsugaya: ....How big?
Momo: *smacks him* CHEATER!!!
Hitsugaya: WTF, WE WEREN'T EVEN DATING!
Momo: Well according to the fanbase we were!! *attacks him*
Hitsugaya: SAVE ME BOOB LADY!! SAVE ME WITH YOUR CLEAVAGE!! AAAAAHHH!!!!
Harribel: *watching* Heh. Even the coldest of men are suckers for huge Gazongas.
Scene 10: Ulqui Kidnaps Orihime.
Ulqui: *deadpan* Hey there. Check out my Dramatic Entrance Number One. *does a victory motion with his hands*. Go me. Go me. It's my birthday.
Orihime: *to the two Shinigami guides* OMG I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU DO OR IF YOU BOTH GET KILLED JUST DON'T LET HIM TAKE ME!!!
What's up with all
the troll accounts
of really bad taste
lately?I wish dA
would simply ban
these people, when
they are polluting
this site on purpose
and act like total
jerks screaming for
attention? (I mean,
it's not even funny
at all.) There are
these people I have
to keep reporting,
Lit Basics WeekThis
will be a
article that lists
some basic literary
that can be found
in, well, literary
works. You could use
some of these terms
to write a
spectacular poem or
prose piece about
cake.Before we get
started, head on
over to this
This morning, a guy
rand my doorbell and
i thought that was a
little weird because
i wasn't expecting
anyone. He said he
has a delivery for
me with 2 tubes from
deviantART. I was
because i didn't
remember giving my
address (it was such
a long time ago that
i did probably) or
Edit: since my
brothers laptop got
broken he borrowed
mine laptop.the only
computer I can use
at the moment is my
old computer and not
fast at allanswering
take sometime sorry
for the display but
I give everyone a
number as I canHello
time for a new give
away :la:167 people
are times when
well, but sometimes
It's so easy to let
(whether caused by
fear, life, problems
etc.) to overcome
your wilingness to
do anything. So we
let ourselves to get
though that's not
what we really want